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June 26 2017

hey guys mind if i

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

andiebobandy:

it doesnt like the camera!!

let it scream its trying its best for people to hear

you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are

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oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!

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it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(

it wonders if you’d like to open it?

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oh!! it was an invite!!

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they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!

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cheesepossum:

i feel like there’s a lot to talk about here

kurgy:

self care is staying alive out of spite

bethesda games is the same

rickyskaggs:

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

*puts off important phone call for another day bc i don’t wanna do it while there are people in the house*

*listens to the shrek soundtrack on repeat while reading self insert fics*

for those who have never experienced dissociation, ya know how your eyes will sometimes go unfocused at random and you can’t see shit but at the same time can’t really be bothered to fix it? dissociation is like that but with your brain

*~bad tarot tips~*

growing-yet-into-magic:

  • pull the fool out of your deck. thats you. youre the fool 
  • hand somebody the ten of swords right before you stab them 
  • when you break up with your bae stare at the lovers card and cry about how much happier the pictured pair are compared to you
  • ignore the temperance card every time you pull it. it doesnt know your life
  • take a drink every time you pull a cup card
  • leave your deck facing up for 2846249428942 days in the sunlight. youll know theyre charged when they fade to the point you cant read them anymore
  • throw your tower card into the trash because you dont need that kind of negativity in your life
  • spend an hour contemplating the heteronormativity and lack of diversity in your deck collection and then never do anything about it 
  • store your tarot deck in your bra. or binder. or a plain shirt. the point is that an extra brick boob is the sign of your devotion to your deck
  • buy $450000 dollar decks online because OOOOOoo, pretty!!!!! 
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yassmines:

which signs do u read in astrology posts

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pharmedup:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

siderealsandman:

imploder:

parlezvousladybug:

buffythevampiregayer:

criminaljustish:

theblackmillennial:

destinyrush:

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good?

Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

straight-outta-hobbiton:

As someone who headcanons Harry Potter to be of Indian descent it pleases me to think that his name is actually Hari, and that Aunt Petunia just Anglicized it because foreigners.

According to the interwebs, ‘Hari’ is a Sanskrit name meaning… Lion.

So yeah. Hari the mixed race savior of the Wizarding World.

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

I couldn’t go to the Tel Aviv pride parade today because of work, but I’m still here for all my fellow Israeli queer folk.

Our battle isn’t over by a long shot. Our country still doesn’t allow for same-gender marriage, and discrimination against us is still rampant in many areas and communities. But we’ve made many great strides and we have a lot to be proud of.

So shoutout to all of us.

חג גאווה שמח

Anti-Jewish sentiments in a Chicago LGBT march made this post relevant again.

wlwlenaluthor:

me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck

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queer-raccoon:

olny one survived

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ampullae:

stevvonie:

do you ever get the feeling that horses know

horses do not have the mental capacity to know. that sparkle you see in their eyes, however, indicate that the vessel is being piloted. and that pilot does know

June 06 2017

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the-real-eye-to-see:

Together against all the odds

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