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October 25 2017

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cunningcelt:

ehwitchyhedgehog:

the last bread post I swear! this is what I’ve dubbed “the good shit” bread

sage for banishing the bad shit that has has happened this year and clear the way for good stuff to happen. chives for happiness, as the taste makes me think of homey food that warms me up. rosemary for blessing the year to come. thyme for healing of what has happened, and to help us heal for upcoming things in the year. basil to bring in a little extra wealth to our lives

Don’t you dare make this the last bread post!!

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sodhya:

thetrippytrip:

hidden figures vol. 2

🗣 Their names are Ritu Karidhal, Anuradha TK, Nandini Harinath 🗣

I’m sorry I can’t seem to find the names of other women in the picture but these 3 women were the main ones involved in the project 💖

fierceawakening:

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one time i meant to send my qpp a hashtag millennial joke txt about my ptsd but i accidentally sent it to my manager and i died that day n never recovered its arguably the most mortifying thing ive ever done bc hes a war veteran of 26 years in the military

mISTAKES

one time i told him that i hadnt eaten in a couple days bc i was stressed out n he was like “yeah i know that feeling, i didnt eat for two weeks once” and i was like oh no why were you sick? and he goes “well i was in the cafeteria and a bomb flew over my head and blew up our kitchen and bathrooms and so i just didnt leave my room for a couple weeks lmao yeah it really fucked me up” AND I WAS KUST LIKE OH OK JOHN HOLY SHIT???

i told him that i went shark diving a few years ago and evenTHEN HE WAS LIKE “oh yeah i remember scuba diving in like shark infested waters for training it was really cold” JOHN PLEASE

hes a super chill dude tho who just wants hugs and hes always rly respectful n is asking ppl about their boundaries so he doesnt cross over any lines and like one time we were talking and i confided in him abt my mental issues n i was like “i know it probably sounds stupid to hear from me like oh haha yeah sure dave youve got ptsd ok stop being dramatic ur like three years old” but he immediately was like “anybody can have ptsd, its post-TRAUMATIC and what causes that is something BAD, you dont have to b in a war for bad things to happen to you” and i was like How Are You So Nice Thank You John Thats So Sweet WTF


10/10 guy n he laughs at my jokes when i flip out

gonna wrap up this post set with one more quality john moment: he was frumping around the back of the store and was like “i dont understand why customers r intimidated by me? i guess im scary” n i was like


john ur not scary you are like a tiny delicate flower


AND HE JUST GETS ALL BASHFUL AND SMILES N LOOKS DOWN N GOES “aaawe, thanks,,” LIKE GAAAHHHH


i highly recommended ppl finding more johns in their lives

John is delightful.

snorlaxatives:

“michael bay is producing a live action dora the explorer movie” is a sentence i never in my life thought i would read and now that i have read it with my own two eyes i feel deeply unsettled to my core

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silveroxid:

shit guys this is great news!! i cant wait!!

tchallabread:

itsallavengers:

@ the marvel fandom do any of yall ever wonder why the fuck we’re all still here

yeah im still waiting on cap 3

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

vivivictoria:

vivivictoria:

im thorsty


He better not fucking have

ebonybyg:

squeezemetillipop:

Every time they mention how Black Panther lack diversity.

Tell them:

Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Angela Basset, Forest Whitker is African American.

Danai is a Zimbabwean-American

Lupita Nyongo is a Kenyan-Mexican

Martin Freeman, Daniel Kaluuya and Andy Serkis are English.

Florence Kasumba is Ugandan-German.

Letitia Wright is Guyanese.

Black Panther is an extremely diverse movie with people from all over the world. Die mad about it. 

And you know the same people wouldn’t complain about diversity if it were an all white cast with one minority

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dynastylnoire:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

This was the most brutal shit that I have ever seen on a commercial. And it came out of nowhere.

I wasn’t prepared at all

misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

slimetony:

ranpirds:

slimetony:

slimetony:

y’oint

y’yint’ve’mst

what does this mean

it’s more about the emotion it invokes 

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jehovahhthickness:

apathykathy:

I know I don’t want to come, but I want to be invited.

^

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samijen:

Crediting the artist is important!!!

eurymakhos:

new fun tag game just type in ‘i hate’ and see all of the negativity in your life unravel before your very eyes

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a-rangerxsilver-nocturnedragon:

simonalkenmayer:

systlin:

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mapsontheweb:

The Greek empire at its territorial peak, 323 BC.

#This is because of Alexander isnt it

Actually yes it absolutely is. 

What happens when you leave your precocious 16 year old home alone with the fully-gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle.

No, literally. He stole his father’s army while he was away and invaded the neighboring kingdom.

SIMON THANK YOU FOR THIS 

I read the words “Fully gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle” and snorted coffee all over my desk, because this is the most beautifully true and eloquent way of summarizing Alexander’s formative years I’ve ever seen. 

And for others; he did. He absolutely did. This led to some Tension in the family, and when Philip of Macedon was killed there was rampant speculation that Alexander or his mother were behind the killing. 

She was. She absolutely was.

I KNEW IT. 

Call it…an informed guess.

This….this is absolute hilarious historical boardroom drama gold and a definite story waiting to happen.

Lesson of note: don’t leave 16 year olds with an army at their command.

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