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August 07 2017

Cast dark skin women in your movies you fucking cowards





owls are bullshit and here’s why


this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

thanks! i hate it

Um so apparently you can live in this Parisian bookstore for free




I just learned about this place called Shakespeare and Company, situated right outside Notre Dame in Paris. You can go there and sleep for free, for just a night or a few weeks. One dude reportedly stayed here for years. During the day you’re welcome to write or make art among the bookshelves. 


All they ask is that you read their books, tend their store for a couple of hours each day, and put a one-page autobiography in their already extensive library. A lot of people here speak English, and lots of the books are in English as well. If you live here, you’re called a Tumbleweed, how cute is that?! (Here’s a link to one blogger’s experience.) I think I’m going to put another item on my bucket list…

Okay.. this is awesome.

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The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that


just met my roommate and she informed me that we live on the same floor as the entire girl’s rowing team. i cant believe im about to enter a fanfic university au and my beefy butch girlfriend who can benchpress me is just one fateful laundry day away

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Everyone scream your sleep status and your orientation

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the bill is one line:

Terminate the EPA on dec 31st, 2018.

you can contact the reps who authored this bill.

ask them what happens to the data the agency collects? what about the current employees? what about the EPA’s powers? What’s their plan?

Matt Gaetz FL ®

Pensacola Office

4300 Bayou Blvd., Suite 13

(850) 479-1183

Pensacola, FL 32503

Thomas Massie KY ®

Northern Kentucky Office

541 Buttermilk Pike

Suite 208

Crescent Springs, KY 41017

Phone: (859) 426-0080
Fax: (859) 426-0061
Hours: Monday-Friday 9:00AM-5:00PM

LaGrange Office

108 W. Jefferson Street

LaGrange, KY 40031

Phone: (502) 265-9119
Fax: (502) 265-9126

Steven Palazzo MS ®

Hattiesburg Office
641 Main Street, Suite 142
Hattiesburg, MS 39401
Phone: (601) 582-3246

Pascagoula Office
3118 Pascagoula St., Suite 181
Pascagoula, MS 39567
Phone: 228-202-8104
Fax: 228-202-8105

Biloxi Office
970 Tommy Munro Drive
Suite D
Biloxi, MS 39532
T: (228)864-7670
F: (228)864-3099

Washington, DC Office
2349 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
T (202) 225-5772

Barry Loudermilk GA ®

Washington, DC Office

329 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202-225-2931
FAX: 202-225-2944

Woodstock District Office

9898 Highway 92, Suite 100
Woodstock, GA 30188
Phone: 770-429-1776
FAX: 770 -517-7427

Cartersville District Office

135 West Cherokee Avenue, Suite 122
Cartersville, GA 30120
Phone: 770-429-1776

Galleria District Office

600 Galleria Pkwy, Suite 120
Atlanta, GA 30339
Phone: 770-429-1776
Fax: 678-556-5184

it would be best if constituents from these districts called! ask some questions and let them know we are not ok with this!

Please please please call these reps and the reps in your own state. We NEED to maintain protection for these species, as it is the only way to preserve the ecosystems that we DIRECTLY DEPEND ON for carbon sequestering, clean water, and clean air!!

Legit. And in general, they keep you from being, you know. Poisoned by industry on a regular basis.


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A white poet used an Asian pen name to get published

Upon the release of this year’s Best American Poetry anthology, readers caught a glimpse into the creation of a new pseudonym: Yi-Fen Chou. Chou is actually Michael Derrick Hudson, who revealed his true identity in his author bio. Hudson is a white, Indiana genealogist. Naturally, readers and poets of color aren’t thrilled.


Incoming college freshmen: you might think u can do an 8am, you might even think u can do a 9am. But the truth is, u can’t even do an 11am.


me: I can take criticism!!!

somebody: hmm well….

me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????

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There are 34 species of tenrec, a small omnivorous animal endemic to Madagascar and parts of mainland Africa. The tenrec female has 29 teats and can give birth to up to 32 young per litter, more than any other mammal. Pictured above: lowland streaked tenrec.

I think this is a real like Pikachu.



i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

August 06 2017


Someone: just be yourself!
Me: I don’t know her


when you start writing a character’s inner monologue and he goes off on a tangent that culminates in character development you didn’t know you were gonna write like 15 minutes ago or planned but now here we are




Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?

I did the math and a deadly encounter for 20th level characters would be 127 goblins.

That’s a lot of goblins.

the party: so what’s the encounter today?

me, pouring over a hundred (100) warhammer figures onto my map behind the dm screen: it might be a dragon

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a rare imagine of me at the beach today






I’m allergic to grass

here we go. the punchline is approaching.

any second now

slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten

I get red and itchy if I roll around in the grass what the fuck do you want

things that happened before we got to the hotel:

  • i saw a faygo billboard with the phrase “110 years of grape” with a stoner dude laughing behind the text
  • i finished writing that one piece porn wip that i started like 2 months ago
  • i was drug into a bunch of rich people boutiques, where people pay $60 for ugly shirts
  • i saw a cat
  • i tried italian ice for the first time (it was okay)
  • my parents couldn’t find the hotel and we made no less than 4 u-turns (some that were probably illegal)
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is he doing this right??

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